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 The savvy reader already knows that Cinco de Mayo is a fake holiday, a modest regional celebration in Mexico perverted by a German-American beer companies into a profit-driven stereotypical fiesta.

Well, I’m still going to be mixing up the margaritas. For all the inauthenticity of today’s celebrations, the real story behind Cinco de Mayo makes a compelling case for the holiday; in any case, the only replacement for a crappy stereotype is a shot of reality (with a slice of lime and some salt, please).

Read the real story on GOOD.is

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MY DOG NAME IS POOKIE AND HE IS 7 MONTHS OLD . I CANNOT BRING MY DOG WITH ME TO MOVING IN CALIFORNIA CAUSE IT TOO EXPENSIVE FOR TICKET AND METAL DOG CRATE THAT I CANT AFFORD TO PAY ALL THE MONEY . I WOULD LIKE TO FIND THE BEST FAMILY FOR THIS DOG . MY DOG IS VERY GOOD WITH FAMILY AND CHILDREN THAT ARE ONLY HIS ATTENTION ALSO PROTECT FROM STRANGER AND HE LOVE TO PLAYFUL WITH KIDS AND LOVE TO PLAY WITH HIS STUFFS DOLL. HE ALL DONE WITH VACCINES, MICROCHIP, ETC AND I HAVE AKC CERTIFICATION PAPERS FOR MY DOG. I PAID THIS DOG FOR $800 SO I M GIVING A SMALL FEE FOR THIS DOG $200. MY DOG BREED IS FULL OF AMERICA BULLY. IF YOU INTEREST OF MY DOG PLEASE GIVE ME A CALL AT 617-379-3083 OR EMAIL ME THANK YOU. (via AMERICAN BULLY)

My bunny has pinkeye, but I’m going out of town. If you could come by twice a day Friday, Saturday, and Sunday to put ointment in both her eyes, I’d be very appreciative. I thought my friend was going to be able to wrangle the dear, but no dice. Obviously, I’m willing to pay. I live right next to Somerville High School. You’ll get paid, plus lots of good bun karma. Even if you aren’t a professional sitter, but just a local house rabbit appreciator, I’d like your help. Thanks! (via Need a bunny savvy sitter tomorrow - Sunday)

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